Hasselhoffing
“Hasselhoffing” – Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff. ”To be Hoffed” to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Detailed explanation.
How does it work? Simple: When your coworker leaves his/her computer unlocked, replace his/her wallpaper with a sexy picture of The Hoff himself. This hasselhoffing will tell him a lesson!
Always remember kids: Don’t leave your gadgets unattended 
The Svenihoff (1)
this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-03-12
The Svenihoff (2)
this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-03-12
The Wensthoff
this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-02-03
The Lehnismurf
The Richthoff
The Vollmihoff
this Hoff was sponsored by Dee-Hassel-jot
The How-To-hoff
The Jo-Hoff
The Ollihoff
The Maxhoff
The Holgerhoff
The first 3Hoff (the idea was born…)
this Hoff was sponsored by Mexx
The real 3Hoff
this Hoff was sponsored by Mexx
The Hoffhoff
this Hoff was sponsored by Jacob
The iPhonehoff2
this Hoff was sponsored by Holger
You can even share your own Hoffs with us:
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“hoffing” in Urban Dictionary
Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
“To be Hoffed” to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
